24/7 Attractive Man

“First off Troy, thanks for being my Obi-wan. You have been the apparition that has been guiding me away from mediocrity, and I have not even shaken your hand.”

“COC 13 was retention method…dude. I am leaving Houston after practicing this constantly and I have cobrajacked multiple women. Ted and I hone our skills constantly; I do this primarily at work dude, and it has resulted in literally cobrajacking the entire staff. I own that restaurant when I walk into it. I have fucked 60% of the staff, and infiltrated their circles and fucked those girls too. It is all about the core values bro. I emanate a genuine vibe that comes from complete honesty.”

“I speak my mind wherever I am, and a new value I am working on is defending what I say in the moment and never backing down. I had to steal x=x, because that is solid platinum. I refuse to be juggled by women; if they do not look me in the eye or talk to other men, I cut them off from my attention completely. (and that usually results in the best term I’ve ever heard – the cobrajack) I have my rules and I do not break them. I am constantly revising and adding to this, and it is turning me into a amazingly well-oiled machine. I am the farthest thing from a robot, and all the women I meet see this. It is just a matter of deciding which breasts I want.”

“Honestly, it is really easy once I get a women to a show with foreshadowing, sing about sex while looking a woman in the eye, and then plug a core value after the set. Sara Loeb said she would love my dick everyday while I was inside her. “BAH DAH DA DAH DAAAAH I’m loving it.”

-Steven Bigham, Houston Texas